Pima County Huckelberry Hound ContestWritten by James T Harris
A contest is under way in Pima County to determine Who Will Be The Next Huckelberry Hound!!!
*(The Huckelberry hound is a liberal journalist who can't hack it in the real world because liberal print media is dying on the vine, so he basically carries Chuck Huckleberry's media water).
The stakes are big this year folks! -- a cush job as a chief propagandist with the crack communications crew for Chuck Huckelberry himself awaits!
Yes, that is right! You too can be a hound for Huckelberry! So far this budget cycle, contestants have submitted brilliant, half-assed investigative entries for the judges' review, like:
Ally Miller Eats Small Children For Breakfast and Kicks Stray Dogs - by the always ferguliscious Joe Ferguson
Connecting The Dots... Ally Miller Finds Jimmy Hoffa But Votes Against World View - by Dylan (where is my comb) Smith.
We also have...
Ally Miller May Be Behind Chem Trails And Global Warming -- by the desperately seeking relevance, Timothy Steller
However, in the lead for Huckelberry's next Hucklberry Hound is the Dean of Pima County propaganda himself, Jim Nintzel with his submission – Ally Miller Shot JR, JFK And Malcolm X At The Same Damn Time!
This budget cycle's winner will receive a superb benefits package that includes: A county funded Prius (complete with regular car washing services), lame Obamacare Pajama Boy Jammies to drink hot chocolate in while typing up their propaganda, and lunch at Rigo's (where the hounds can be seen). This includes trips to Chuck's Mexican hideaway (Where all your schemes can brew!) Plus, whatever perk it takes to keep the propaganda crew ginning out gibberish.
Who will be the next Huckelberry Hound? Stay tuned...
*Results will be announced immediately after the Board of Supervisors approve Chuck's budget, which includes expansion of the Communication Department.
Radio talk show host, conservative commentator, Beautiful Man. James T. Harris is the Ring Master of The Conservative Circus heard on 104.1 FM KQTH