Thursday, 13 February 2014 22:09

The top 5 things that MIGHT HAPPEN to you if you Chuck… The Huckleberry.

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Uh Ohhhhhh... Here I go again!

From The Home Office of The Pima County Supervisors: The top 5 things that MIGHT HAPPEN to you if you Chuck… The Huckleberry. 1) Rattlesnake Bridge will be closed - at rush hour!!
(So what if it's a pedestrian bridge... He'll do it!) 2) Your real estate taxes could go up - by 45%!!
(“I can relate…”) 3) Your whole town will be placed in the FEMA floodplain!!
(Marana? Hello???) 4) 40-years later they'll find your remains in the concrete under Kino Stadium!!
(Crickets...) 5) Your high-density residential subdivision plan will get rejected - unless The King of South Tucson is your consultant!!

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